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SPH – Small Penis Humiliation
Things to do
- Measure It Against Small Objects
- Compare Against Pictures Of Real Men
- Use your pinky finger to hold up to the screen and compare sizes
- Use your thumb and fore finger to show him the size of his penis
- Use tweezers to wank
- Wank using only two fingers because it’s that tiny
- Make him measure it with a ruler
- Say you are going to tell your friends that you have seen the smallest cock
- Point and laugh at it
- Hold up the loser sign to him
- Ask him to describe his cock to you
- Make him rub ice on it to make it smaller
- Make him wear women’s underwear
- Make him tell you how pathetic he is
Things to call it:
- Maggot dick
- Pin dick
- Clitty slut
- Tiny cock loser
- Small dick loser
- Little wiener
- Chipolata cock
- Spaghetti penis
- Baby Penis
- Button knob
- Loser
- Pin dick
Things to say:
- Oh its so cute! Like a little boys dick
- I feel sorry for you
- I have seen bigger clits to be honest
- Maybe we should just cuddle for a bit instead
- I only fuck men with atleast 9 inch cocks
- You know there’s an operation?
- You should draw a smiley face on it
- The last guy I slept with was atleast 4 inches longer
- How lovely, you brought a scented stick for me
- This explains your expensive car
- Is that it?
- Oh lovely, I really need a toothpick.
- I never knew it could be that small
- What did God punish you for?
- I heard that excessive masturbation shortens the penis
- Oh look, its hiding. Don’t be shy
- Are you cold?
- Does it run in the family?
- Were you castrated?
- Deep throat? Honey it wouldn’t even reach my tonsils
- Can I hang my coat on this?
- Look, my Barbie clothes would be a perfect fit
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